Joanne Harris, who tweets the state of her writing shed daily and entertainingly rebuffs trolls nearly as often, attempted a new meme this week. #PostYourAuthorFace did not set Twitter on fire — which is a shame because I could have done with spending a day of procrastination looking at Atwood and Amis selfies.

Still there were a good few responses – like Julie Falatko looking entirely exasperated by her own loquacity:

… Rachael Lucas defeated by high winds

… Horror writer Ramsey Campbell’s suitably creepy fairground portrait

And Joanne Harris herself? I imagine there is chocolate in that bowl.